
Two
Le Mans Virgins meet the Silent Assassins
by Rich Abbott
You’ve read the official report on Le Mans? People
go back year after year and enthuse over it like
it was something special. Is it and what’s
it like if you go for the first time?
Purely in aid of research
two first timers set off from North Yorkshire’s region
to find out. Richard Abbott and Richard
Hepper spoke with those in the know and then
started their preparation in a battle campaign
style and all back in Oct 2002.
How do you get there? Well we booked
with the Cumbria Region – thanks go to
Paul for his excellent organisational skills. They
got a block allocation of camping tickets,
with TVRCC, and that way we got to stick with
colleagues and friends on a site with water
/ electricity / shop / toilets and showers
(ill come back to those later!) What’s
the trip down like? Marvellous is the
short answer but Ill expand. Cars of
all shapes and sizes, all heading to one location,
through beautiful lush countryside. Beautiful
French architecture with Chateau like homes
and poppy fields. Wow! Did I mention
roads that go on for ever with limited traffic?
Its heaven behind a wheel.
How do you feed yourself? We didn’t
really. If you go with a group who’s
been before it’s easy. They take
down everything including the kitchen sink. Everyone
mucks in and shares the duties. BBQ breakfast
and dinner. Ah what a chilled life.
Have you a swimming pool at home? I
haven’t but I’d one here. A paddling
pool the size of a car! Fridges for food and
booze, gazebos for shade, tables and chairs,
there were even reports of microwaves this
year!
Trips to the local supermarket
revealed Brits with trolleys. One full to the brim with
bottled beers, another one with baguettes and
another with meat (not too much salad seen!) The
scene from the xxxx add where the pickup collapses
with the last bottle of sherry is so Le Mans!
What did we face when we
got there? Well
thousands and thousands of Brits camped out
everywhere drinking, bbq'ing and generally
having the time of their lives. Anyone
who says that LM is a fantastic trip is not
spinning a yarn. It is fantastic! The
sun was out and we prepared for heat. Boy
it was hot this year. Sun tan lotion
and paddling pool helped!
In Houx camping we were
right in the middle of the action. Armed with a circuit map
we walked round a large section of the circuit
quite easily and got some great views. Grandstand
tickets allowed us to view the start and finish
in comfort (seats are a little hard though
for 24hrs!).
There’s a wonderful track there inside
the main track. Looks a very good place
for a TVRCC foreign track day weekend? Richard
Mayoh and Bernie -how about it in a few years
time?
Can you drive the track? Yes is the
simple answer. Most mornings before the cars
get out its quiet enough for a blat. We
did the section from Porsche curves to Tetre
Rouge. The feeling of blasting down the
Mulsanne Straight, where Webber flipped the
Merc into the woods, was amazing. The
advice about getting out early is good. After
10am the speeding fines started in earnest! £540
was the best heard of this year. OUCH!
Carrying a small radio
and listening to 91.2fm – radio
Le Mans kept us in touch with life. Great
little show with some rather good music and
constant reports on what’s happening. Life
at home was forgotten and we got well into
the spirit.
What were the highlights then for two virgins?
The drive there and
back. No
roof for the whole journey!
The Pit lane
walk about on Friday. The
whole set up is huge and so well put together.
The vertical bungee: caused
us to bottle it. 6g
straight up from 0-60 in 0.8 secs! No thanks.
Team TVR – just being
there and the huge following. 70K Brits all
cheering.
The silent assassins – Bentley! As
all the others howled by, and I mean howled,
the Bentleys majestically swept by with comparatively
little noise, no body roll and no weight transfer
under braking. The discs glowed bright
red and the body work gleamed. Wow – top
design!
The drivers parade where
we sat on top of a bus shelter for a better
view. 2 incidents
of note: One where we screamed at Johnny
Herbert and waved the union jack getting a
thumbs up and a huge grin, and the second:
where the French car with 3 French drivers
passed. “Ici monsieur ici” we
shouted. When the all looked up we waved
the British flag and booed. Childish
really but a dam good laugh! They also
seemed to think so as they laughed and again
a thumbs up was given.
The fireworks on camp: When I say fireworks
I really should say bombs! The ground
would shake and the air would rattle.
The genuine friendly nature of every one,
all sharing this experience in a non hostile
way.
The camp site get ups – flags,
pools, blow up women and cows!
The beer – There
must have been a whole warehouse drunk that
weekend?
The drive around the circuit. Hundreds
of Tivs blasting up and down.
The toilets – a whole in the floor! Someone
have a word with these French. Times
have moved on since the Stone Age. A
few hundred yards away we found a better set
up and it was worth a few Euros to have comfort! Even
the supermarket trip became an opportunity! The
laugh was they kept shutting the ladies toilet
and we all shared. That’s me with
no shame again! Sorry Carol and others.
Nothing like popping it out for a pee and finding
a female stranger next to you brushing her
teeth!
Two visits to out site
by the TVR team: Firstly
Friday when Peter Wheeler and family plus the
drivers came to see where the support was based. A
nice idea and one which gained them much respect
from the supporters. Posters blagged
in the pit lane walk and shirts of all sorts
where offered to the visitors to sign. Some
great mementos were gathered. I even
saw a set of breasts offered to Richard Hay
to sign!
The last night party was
something special. The
pit crew and Ben Samuelson paid us a visit. Donning
the latest TVR sponsors polo shirt they all
came round for a beer or two. I don’t
know whether it was the threat of being gaffer
taped to a tree or just their natural generosity
that made them swap shirts! It looked
like the end of an international football match. Thanks
go to the guys for their insight into what
had been a steep learning curve for the team. Next
year, they said looked positive.
Then it was time for the
last joke. A
whisper spread through the camp that as Peters
kids had peed in the pool we should use it
as a good place to Christen
Ben in Le Mans. Like
the end of the boat race Ben’s legs swept
out from underneath him. Decently we
removed his watch, shoes and wallet (PS Big
Wallet!). 1, 2, 3 and in he went. What
a night!
Did we see any racing? Yes we did. Only
about 6 hours though. The start, middle
and finish, but that was enough to sample the
intoxicating illixia that is Le Mans.
Will the team be there
next year? Lets
wait and see but my fingers are crossed. I
believe Aston will be there next year!
So would we go again? You bet! But
only in aid of further research you understand.
Rich A
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